作为一个外地人,我真是受够合川了!

小耳朵
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]待得久了,[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]大家也都习惯了,[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]根本没有发现合川还有这么多毛病,[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]这么多缺点啊![/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]快来看看一个外地人有多么“讨厌”合川![/backcolor]
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[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]美食太多,体重根本减不下去[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]火锅、小面、酸辣粉、串串、
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[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]召水粉、烤鱼、烤鸭、辣子鸡……
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[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]遍布合川大街巷![/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]让吃货们情何以堪?[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]这体重,何时才能减下来?![/backcolor]

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[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]交通太复杂,出门拐来拐去[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]在其他城市,你只需要坐公交车,[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]最多也就有个地铁。[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]可是在合川,[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]坐公交要拐咔咔、坐出租要走沟沟,[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]走两步一个红绿灯,[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]一等就是一分钟![/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]我滴个天呐,外地人走是会迷路的好吗,[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]真的会出人命的![/backcolor]


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[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]美女太多,出门必须化妆[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]要说女人出门化妆也无可厚非,[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]可是有时候就想偷懒一下,[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]但是,但是,在合川,不行啊啊啊![/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]步步高全都是美女,[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]步行街全都是美女,[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]电影院全都是美女,[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]到处都是美女,你好意思不化妆?[/backcolor]
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[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]臣妾做不到啊![/backcolor]
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[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]特产太少,根本没办法选[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]一个城市,[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]竟然只有那么一两个能带走的出名的特产,[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]三江牌桃片、合川肉片、[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]还有啥……[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]该怎么选择呢?没得选……[/backcolor]

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[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]购物太方便,根本不用网上购物[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]步步高、宝龙、重百、[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]新世纪……[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]买东西太方便,还用上网买![/backcolor]

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[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]风景太美,朋友圈总被刷屏[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]一出门就是嘉陵江,[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]走到哪都是风景,随手就能拍大片,[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]然后每次打开朋友圈,
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[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]全是大家发的照片,[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)][b]从嘉陵江、东渡大桥,到[/b][b]合川蓝[/b][b]、[/b][b]花坛蝴蝶谷[/b][b],[/b][/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]从钓鱼城、涞滩古镇,到双龙湖、嘉隆西海,[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]哦,还有在合川的街头划船~[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]根本刷不完啊![/backcolor]

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[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]空气太好,根本不好意思戴口罩[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]合川似乎也跟很多城市一样,[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]经常雾蒙蒙的,肯定是雾霾,[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]然而不是啊!那是雾啊![/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]别说是雾天,就是生病了你都不好意思戴口罩啊![/backcolor]


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[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]刷卡太方便,连钱包都不用带[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]在老家的时候,出现都是要带现金[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]在合川基本不用带钱包出门。[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]逛超市,微信支付[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]吃顿饭,支付宝[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]买衣服,刷我滴卡~
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[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]还钱,根本不用问卡号好吗~[/backcolor]

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[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]名字太多,傻傻分不清楚[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]刚来合川的外地人,[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]总是傻傻分不清好多街巷[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]苏家街、杨柳巷、嘉宾路、将军路、交通街……[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]傻傻分不清楚,一脸懵逼。[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]贼多标志~[/backcolor]
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[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]说了这么多,[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]大家觉得合川还有什么缺点吗?[/backcolor]
[backcolor=rgb(255, 255, 255)]来一起吐槽一下呗~[/backcolor]
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